The way I’m feeling today, it seems like I should write this gallery description in the form of a “FML” type of thing… “Today, I feel like a giant sack of dog poop, so to cheer myself up, I am posting a gallery of one of my favorite Asian import/softcore models, Christine Mendoza, and there is nothing you can do to stop me. FML” …Well, wait. The first part fits, but there’s nothing bad about Filipina hotties dressed up as sexy schoolgirls, so… um, oops. Unless you’re being like, “Christine, please come fuck my life” as some sort of vaguely Engrish innuendo attempt. …Okay, you know what, I just… I just need to stop writing here. This is horrible, and this gallery is gorgeous and deserves better. Just check out the hot pix, visit Christine’s website, and leave me alone to feel sorry for myself that I can’t even write decently today! So, um… bye?

I know that some people out there like to bitch & moan about the rise of “geek porn”, rambling on & on about how the evil porn producers are somehow exploiting the poor, downtrodden gamers by giving them photos of hot chicks playing video games in various stages of undress (I know, I know, I’m subjecting you all to SUCH mistreatment and abuse, how can you stand it?) but… uh, fuck that line of thinking, if only because this new porn trend led to the creation of these photos of one of my all-time favorite internet softcore girls, the Filipina beauty Christine Mendoza, getting all topless and flirty in an arcade. Seriously, when they showed up in my inbox yesterday, I practically did a little dance, because I really love her that much. Plus, there’s some Marvel VS. Capcom action in the background, and it totally reminds me of how bad I was at that game, which somehow still manages to be a fond memory because I thought getting to play as Spiral was cool enough to overshadow the ass-kicking I always got. Um, anyhow, POINT BEING… Christine Mendoza is fucking gorgeous, and her playing around half-naked in an arcade? Heavenly.

Christine Mendoza is a flawless Filipina beauty who originally began modeling in secret! When her traditional & strict mother found out, she actually threw her slippers at Christine and chased her around the house… good thing that didn’t dissuade this gorgeous girl from continuing to pose!