I’m sorry guys, I just don’t have it in me to be all cute and snarky with my gallery descriptions today. I’m in such a sadface mood that even cute Asian girls like Christine aren’t helping me snap out of it… but that doesn’t mean that I’m not going to still post her yummy photoset for you to enjoy! She’s got a beautiful face and a super-toned, long, lean body (which is shown off quite nicely both in her teeny-tiny red bikini and out of it) – I’m sure that quite a few of you will be dreaming about this gorgeous Party All Star babe tonight, and I can’t blame you one bit!

To be honest, my knowledge of all the last generation of Disney starlets really only comes from one place - ONTD. Which means, of course, that my impressions of all of them are pretty much based solely on their various scandals. And let’s be real, when Disney Channel girls grow up, they tend to rush headlong into some sort of controversy – whether it’s nude pictures (hi, Vanessa Hudgens) or substance abuse (Demi Lovato, looking at you) or just generally challenging people’s old ideas of them (Miley Cyrus seemed really eager to shed her Disney good girl image, huh?) – so yeah. That’s a lot of dirty laundry! So in the spirit of all those naughty rumours, here are a bunch of ex-Disney babes showing off just how far they’ve come, courtesy of Famous Comics. The aforementioned Vanessa Hudgens and Miley Cyrus are here, as well as Brenda Song and Ashley Tisdale. Enjoy!

Holy shit, dem boobies. JAVModel cutie Kei Megumi sure has some cosmic tits, doesn’t she? I’m sort of dumbfounded, to be honest. But for those of you who share my love of Asian chicks AND big boobs, Kei is sort of your holy grail of hotness. Slender body, cute face, but with gigantic breasts. I feel like all I can type right now is various versions of “that girl sure has huuuuge tits,” so pardon my tunnel vision in this particular gallery description. Because Japan, because boobs, because… whoa. Just whoa.

There’s only three hours left until the end of the world 2012 where I am, so I’m here to squeeze in a yummy New Year’s themed gallery before the festivities really get cracking! Of course, it’s this year’s holiday gallery MVP (see her Christmas and Halloween galleries as well, if you’re wondering why I called her that), the gorgeous Asian alt hottie – XO Eve! She’s celebrating with a champagne-filled cam show, complete with noisemakers, artfully placed party favors, and a whole lotta sexy, as always. Which reminds me, if you’re home for whatever reason this NYE – laziness, loneliness, gotta work in the morning, whatever – might I suggest you get some free cam action over at Chaturbate? It’s sort of my new addiction and I feel like I should pass on the secret, especially tonight =X Well, whatever you decide to do tonight – be safe, have fun, and best wishes in the coming year! I love you all =D

Not to get too big brother (or big sister, if we’re being accurate) on you, but I totally spy on what you guys search for on the main blog! It’s always interesting to see which girls or games or anime you’re looking for the most… and I’ve taken note of the fact that tattooed Asian alt babe XO Eve seems to be really popular among you guys lately. Which… I really cannot blame you for. She’s drop-dead gorgeous, smoking hot, and all those other cliches and then some. So as a Christmas gift from me to you, here she is stripping down and flirting as a sexy Santa baby during one of her Christmas cam shows. And believe me, it’s sizzling… so this is one present I know you’ll like!

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF, my internet connection has been absolutely rotten tonight. So in the interest of actually getting this gallery up and posted before the connection decides to shit out for good, I’m going to be totally concise with this gallery description. Her name is Lily S. and she models VERY frequently for Only Tease, which also happens to be the source site for this particular Halloween-themed photo set. God, she makes a flawlessly gorgeous witch babe, doesn’t she? Almost looks like an Asian version of Summer Glau in some of the photos, in my opinion. Gah, I’m getting distracted! I’ll stop rambling and just upload it D=

Well, it looks like Pan Am thoroughly trounced The Playboy Club in the unofficial “Battle of The Fall 2011 Retro Dramas Trying To Be Mad Men“… though to be honest, I didn’t bother watching either. I’m not good at remembering to watch TV unless it’s Top Chef, quite frankly. But hey, the whole Pan Am thing gives me a good excuse to trot out these photos of Asian fetish model Masuimi Max looking all nostalgia-sexy in her sky blue, retro flight attendant cosplay. Also, my gamer tendencies are insisting that I shove a Rhoda Teneiro reference here, even though I know that not many of you will probably get it (though those of you that did, internet brofist plz). Well, whatever… but jeez, Masuimi’s gorgeous, isn’t she? Way hotter than Christina Ricci, in my opinion.

Man, my computer is being a massive pain in the butt today, causing me to have to rewrite this gallery description multiple times. So, you know what? I’m gonna just phone it in now, because I’m getting annoyed enough that even the superhuman hotness of Midori West can’t quite make up for it. You should all be sad about the gallery flavor text that you missed out on, it was… nominally interesting, at least. There were Weezer references (The line about half-Japanese girls in El Scorcho, to be precise), random speculation about whether Midori bakes adorable cupcakes in skimpy lingerie (don’t judge me, you know your imagination runs just as wild sometimes when you see a hot chick), and a bit of gushing over her cosplay tendencies (dat Chun Li cosplay, girl) and cute pasties. But now the world will never get to see it! And you’ll all have to just be satisfied with these sexy photos of Midori in an adorable, sheer black-and-pink teddy. Life is so, so cruel, I know.

Okay, clearly someone here is a big fan of Wild Things, because this entire photo set from I Love Suki seems like a pretty awesome homage to the infamous pool scene. And given that Suki herself seems to be embracing the whole party girl, naughty cam babe kind of aura on her website, it’s probably safe to say that she’s the one who had this particular idea. And more power to her… after all, even without Neve Campbell, it’s smoking hot and a perfect way to introduce one of the sexiest new Asian cam girls!

Playboy has always held a sort of fascination for me – I was addicted to The Girls Next Door (well, before the original trio left), I’ve read a bunch of “tell all” type books from ex-bunnies and girlfriends, I’ll probably give that new Playboy Club tv show a watch, and I hold a special esteem for the gorgeous shoots that they do at the Playboy Cyber Club… So the fact that they’re turning out some gorgeous gamer-themed pin-up sessions makes me super happy. Especially when the model is as stunningly beautiful as Grace Kim!